I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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