just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
