People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
soo... how was my night?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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