she woke up with a sticky ear
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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