Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Boobs are out for the taking
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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