You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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