he told me I talked like a deaf person
this just has baby written all over it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I pour the whiskey from now on
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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