I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize