He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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