oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Randomize
