Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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