Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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