why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
