Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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