since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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