Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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