The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My life is pants optional.
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