Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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