just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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