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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
