hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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