I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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