I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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