Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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