I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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