ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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