Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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