would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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