i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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