i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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