i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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