I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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