remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Operation Purity has been aborted
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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