we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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