this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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