there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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