Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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