He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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