i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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