Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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