She announced her abortion via fbk
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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