His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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