I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You left your underwear on the fireplace
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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