Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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