I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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