absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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