it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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