the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
