After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I have fence marks all over my body
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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