I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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