For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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