Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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