i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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