The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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