I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wish you could order shots online.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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