my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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