yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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