As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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